Monday, November 10, 2008

Insane in the Membrane

In the last 2 days, the following has occurred:

*My 3 year old threw a brown marker at my face. That crap is hard to
get off.

*Same kid chucked her sunglasses at my face while I was talking to her
at a red light. In case you didn't know, plastic bruises cheeks.

*My 19 year old peeled out of a mortuary parking lot doing 90. I hid
behind a dumpster so no one would know I was his mother.

*My 14 year old did this at a store today:

I'd claim they all got switched at birth but since they either look or act like me, I don't think anyone would buy it.

It must have been all that chinese food I ate while I was pregnant.

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5 comments:

  1. Swirl GirlNovember 10, 2008 at 9:39 PM

    what a 'craft'y young man...
    was he trying to spell 'or gay' or 'orgy'.

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  2. Putting the FUN in DysFUNctionalNovember 11, 2008 at 3:19 AM

    That is damned funny.

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  3. daniNovember 11, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    i'm pretty sure it's "u r gay", swirl girl... lol, yep, they are your little ducks, robin!!!
    love,
    dani

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  4. BiscuitNovember 11, 2008 at 7:32 PM

    On the bright side, bad behavior makes for good writing!I love that you took a picture of it! Always the blogger... Haha!!

    If it is any consolation, my four year old threw a wooden spoon at me last week while I was driving. I threw away her spoon and she had to miss a birthday party. Any chance you have a birthday party hanging over their heads? : )

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  5. RobinNovember 12, 2008 at 11:56 PM

    Swirl - Dani was right, UR GAY is what he was trying to spell..Hee..

    Dysfunctional - Ha!!!

    Jenny - Actually we do have a birthday party coming up next weekend..Hmm..may have to consider that! Pip has a 'crunch' on this boy much to her father's dismay
    ;-)

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