Huh?

I've built and managed 21 million dollar operating/capitol budgets.

I've reported directly to one of the VP's of the last company I worked at.

I graduated college with a 3.83 GPA (dumb B+ on my algebra final..grrr..ruined my 4.0 GPA)

I've bungee-jumped 18 stories.

I auditioned for a musical after not singing or acting for over 20 years and got a prinicpal part.

So why am I not able to control my little girl and her friend from
screaming those high-pitched screams that break eardrums, having a
crayon fight in my kitchen, keeping them from flooding my guest
bathroom by bathing their dollies in the sink, or streaking through
the house in their underwear...?