Hubby Speak

Hub: Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Me: Do you mean to we want to go out so you can actually eat some meat?
Hub: How do you always see through me.
Me: That's how I roll.

A few minutes later - The hub talking to the dogs.

Hub: Ok, which one of you puked by the back door, raise your paw.
Silence
Hub: I know you did it Baxter so just confess.
Silence
Hub: I pronounce you guilty Baxter.

A few seconds later

Me: So you saw puke by the back door and didn't clean it up.
Hub: I saw it.
Me: Nice.

Translation

Me: So you saw the puke by the back door and didn't clean it up.
Hub: You wanted these dogs so you have to pick up all of their puke.
Me: Nice.

Date Night

Paul and I went out to a dinner and then saw Phantom on Saturday. Great night! Why do I look pregnant in this pic? I need to get my ('go-go tunic' as my mom calls it) altered..Too big..And the hub has a fro from a shadow behind his head..We take the funniest pictures together..Anyway, we had a great time getting some treasured alone time out.