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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Things A Fitness Trainer Should Never Say To His Client

1) You have great posture. Most chesty women hunch over.

2) That was awful. I mean really awful. Horrible. I'm normally much nicer to my clients but that was horrible. Trying to balance THEN get off the Bocu ball.

3) No, these little love handles around your hip are not fat. You're just retaining water there. THIS is fat.. as he plays with the little flappy wing under my arm.

4) Wow, great ab control. Man I just can't figure you out.

5) Just so you know, I don't have my female clients do ANY free weight training..Assuming that I'm a free weight muscle head chick because when my arms and shoulders are a little buff (focus on little) only cuz I have a 3 year old who hangs off me like a monkey when I pick her up a million times a day.

6) How old are you?

7) Really..You're not THAT out of shape.

And that people is how to keep your client motivated to work out. Such an joy to be around.

I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

pof5@cox.net


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