Seriously Eve...

WHY did you eat that apple???

Because of you, one day I am just fine then the next day I'm a moody lunatic who would attack ANYONE for a piece of chocolate.

I wonder what would have happened if Eve hadn't ate that apple?

Hmmmmmm................

To this day, would everyone be walking around naked? Driving cars, eating at restaraunts, standing in line at the grocery stores NAKED?

Ewwwwww.

Anyway, thank you Eve for disobeying God. Because now, women are punished for two weeks each month. I know this is an extremely MINOR pittance compared to what Christ had to endure however, it still sucks having to buy Advil by the case at Costco.

Adam, couldn't you have kept her on a leash or something? Sheesh.