Thursday, January 29, 2009

Dumbest Restaraunt Converstaions In The World

Me: and my daughter would like a bowl of just plain pasta please.
Waitress: Sorry, we don't have that.
Me: What..Plain pasta?
Waitress: No.
Me: I see on your menu that you have several dishes with pasta served as a side...
Waitress: Yes, but it's covered with sauce.
Me: Very slowly Does it come OUT of the pot with sauce on it?
Waitres: No.
Me: Slower Once it's out of the pot, can someone just put it PLAIN in a bowl BEFORE it's covered with sauce?
Waitress: I'm not sure. Let me ask my manager. Walks away...
Me: What?!
Waitress: Yes, my manager says we can do that for her..Does she want butter on it?
Me: Wide-eyed and dumb-founded NO.
Paul and Hunter: Lots of snorting and snickering...

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This one happened when Hunter was about 6 or 7

Me: and my son would like a scoop of the Superman ice cream in a cone.
Server: The Superman one? Hey kid, you know that's just vanilla ice cream with food coloring in it right?
Me: What? Why would you tell a kid that the ice cream of one of his idols is just food coloring? What purpose does that serve?
Server: Well...I just thought that he should know.
Me: WHY would you tell a 7 year old that? He's SUPPOSED to think it's Superman ice cream. Why would he need to know that? Don't ever do that again!
Server: I..uh....was just, uh...ok.
My mom, dad, Paul, and Jake: snort, snicker, giggles, sarcastic comments...
Hunter: Um, mom. What just happened?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I...AM....ALIVE!!!!

Reasons you know you haven't blogged in awhile:

1) You can't remember your password to sign on
2) You have eleventy million things to blog about
3) You don't have the energy or time to blog about eleventy million things
4) You cheat on your blog with your latest obsession: Facebook
5) You have had a hectic and somewhat stressful January which equates to a big long brain-fart. No one can blog with one of those. My posts might smell...
6) You know that once you sign on, you'll just read your fave blogs for hours to get caught up so you'll have no time to write your own.
7) All your readers have moved on so you'll have to work twice as hard to get them back again.
8) You lost your iPhone snowboarding, some lame person found it and tried to extort money from you to give it back. Long story short - No iPhone. My entire life was on that phone, I no longer have it so I no longer have a life which has thrown me into a state of irrational but undeniable depression so anything I write will be sad, pathetic, and basically unreadable anyway.

I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

pof5@cox.net

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