I...AM....ALIVE!!!!

Reasons you know you haven't blogged in awhile:

1) You can't remember your password to sign on
2) You have eleventy million things to blog about
3) You don't have the energy or time to blog about eleventy million things
4) You cheat on your blog with your latest obsession: Facebook
5) You have had a hectic and somewhat stressful January which equates to a big long brain-fart. No one can blog with one of those. My posts might smell...
6) You know that once you sign on, you'll just read your fave blogs for hours to get caught up so you'll have no time to write your own.
7) All your readers have moved on so you'll have to work twice as hard to get them back again.
8) You lost your iPhone snowboarding, some lame person found it and tried to extort money from you to give it back. Long story short - No iPhone. My entire life was on that phone, I no longer have it so I no longer have a life which has thrown me into a state of irrational but undeniable depression so anything I write will be sad, pathetic, and basically unreadable anyway.