I may be old and slow, but....

I played softball tonight. It was the first time in two years that I played, and I'm proud to say that I didn't break any bones, and I'm still walking reasonably well. I went 4 for 4 at the plate. Sure, it was coed softball, and sure two hits would have been outs if the outfielders had a clue, but it looks like 4 for 4 in the scorebook. Getting old sucks. Instead of going to the sports bar afterwards to celebrate like the old days I had two Michelob Ultras at home and watched American Idol with the wife.

Paul

PS - The hubby just told me he was the only one on the team who had the numbers on his jersey ironed on wrong - they weren't really ironed on 'wrong' - just not in the right spot on his sleeve..After an oops and a snicker, I said Sorry! The Wife