Thursday, June 19, 2008

Phone Speak

Typical phone conversation with my friend 'D':

D: Dude, I totally want to go back to Firefly.
Me: Yeah, that food was awesome.
D: That place was hot.
Me: You just want to see that hot waiter again.
D: Yeah he was hot but he was a puppy. THEY'RE ALL PUPPIES!!! THEY'RE ALL EITHER MARRIED OR THEY'RE *&*#@ PUPPIES! (As you can tell, D is single).
Me: But you still want to see him again.

A few minutes later. I'm walking her through troubleshooting a printer install issue.

D: Dude, I'll call you back so you don't have to sit here while the PC restarts.
Me: Don't worry about it. I'm fine.
D: You could knit..HAHAHAH!
Me: Actually I was thinking of crocheting.
D: I know how to finger crochet.
Me: Yeah, I bet you do.
D: No really my grandmother taught me when I was a kid.
Me: Yeah, I bet she did.
D: You're sick.
Me: But you love me anyway.
D: No really. I hadn't done in it years and then last year when I went camping, blah blah blah..
Me: Yeah, they say once you finger 'crochet' you never forget.
D: You're sick.
Me: Call me back if you keep having problems.
D: I luv ya, thanks for the help... Click


Swirl Girl said...

Love it!

Thanks for the chuckle. And thanks for the 'shout on' on your roll!!

Swirl Girl said...

I meant shout baaad!

Swirl Girl

THE Stephanie said...

Hey Robin!, Thanks fo the link love and I'm so glad you wanna be Blogalicous!! Send us an email at and we'll get going!

I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

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