Friday, June 13, 2008

Hubby Speak

Hub: Do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
Me: Do you mean to we want to go out so you can actually eat some meat?
Hub: How do you always see through me.
Me: That's how I roll.

A few minutes later - The hub talking to the dogs.

Hub: Ok, which one of you puked by the back door, raise your paw.
Silence
Hub: I know you did it Baxter so just confess.
Silence
Hub: I pronounce you guilty Baxter.

A few seconds later

Me: So you saw puke by the back door and didn't clean it up.
Hub: I saw it.
Me: Nice.

Translation

Me: So you saw the puke by the back door and didn't clean it up.
Hub: You wanted these dogs so you have to pick up all of their puke.
Me: Nice.

3 comments:

Pat said...

Harvey says way to go Paul.....Mom says not the way to go Paul....

dani said...

yep... i could teach hubby speak... i could, indeed!!!
l,
d

NCBuckeye said...

I just wanted to you know that you made me laugh, and I almost spit out my pop. Our husbands are twins. You are hilarious. I can't remember how I got to your page...but I'm glad I did.


I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

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