Hub: Hey, where's my wine?
Me: I drank it.
Me: Because I thought it was mine.
Hub: Where is your glass?
Me: It was empty so I put it in the sink.
Hub: So how could you have thought mine was yours when you knew you put yours in the sink?
Me: I don't know, I just thought yours was mine.
Hub: Where's the bottle - hey, why is the bottle empty? We just opened it.
Me: Cuz I drank it.
Hub: What?!? I thought you said you put your glass in the sink. Did you refill my glass thinking it was yours?
Me: No, I drank the rest straight from the bottle.
Hub: From the bottle? Why didn't you use your glass?
Me: Cuz it was in the sink.
1 day ago