Thursday, July 31, 2008

Husband and Wife Speak

Hub: Hey, where's my wine?

Me: I drank it.

Hub: Why?!

Me: Because I thought it was mine.

Hub: Where is your glass?

Me: It was empty so I put it in the sink.

Hub: So how could you have thought mine was yours when you knew you put yours in the sink?

Me: I don't know, I just thought yours was mine.

Hub: Where's the bottle - hey, why is the bottle empty? We just opened it.

Me: Cuz I drank it.

Hub: What?!? I thought you said you put your glass in the sink. Did you refill my glass thinking it was yours?

Me: No, I drank the rest straight from the bottle.

Hub: From the bottle? Why didn't you use your glass?

Me: Cuz it was in the sink.

8 comments:

Brianinmpls said...

That is awesome:)

Swirl Girl said...

I wanna have breakfast at your house!

LOLOLOLOLOL

Durante said...

Love the back and forth, drank it from the bottle, I've heard good things about that. or bad... I always forget.

Weith Kick said...

LOL! Ha! That's funny! You showed him! Reminds me of when I used to drink. Except I was all alone.

dani said...

gotta love that convo, robin!!! after drinking a bottle of wine (i've been known to do so;), things tend to not matter... especially the small details:b
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Biscuit said...

Hahah!! That sounds like VERY convienient logic to me!

Anonymous said...

OMG! You two sound just like DW and I. She is going to LOVE this post!

lmao!!!

scargosun said...

You are my hero.


I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

pof5@cox.net


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