Thursday, September 18, 2008

Things A Fitness Trainer Should Never Say To His Client

1) You have great posture. Most chesty women hunch over.

2) That was awful. I mean really awful. Horrible. I'm normally much nicer to my clients but that was horrible. Trying to balance THEN get off the Bocu ball.

3) No, these little love handles around your hip are not fat. You're just retaining water there. THIS is fat.. as he plays with the little flappy wing under my arm.

4) Wow, great ab control. Man I just can't figure you out.

5) Just so you know, I don't have my female clients do ANY free weight training..Assuming that I'm a free weight muscle head chick because when my arms and shoulders are a little buff (focus on little) only cuz I have a 3 year old who hangs off me like a monkey when I pick her up a million times a day.

6) How old are you?

7) Really..You're not THAT out of shape.

And that people is how to keep your client motivated to work out. Such an joy to be around.

7 comments:

Weith Kick said...

Ha! That's hilarious!! Those comments sound like something out of a TV sitcom.

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Swirl Girl said...

wanker...work this out (flips the bird and hits the 'Bucks)

Jill - GlossyVeneer said...

Your brother is right, those comments do sound like a commercial. I can just picture it... a montage of some meathead holding a sport drink while saying these various things around a gym. The pathetic thing is that they were ALL said to one person!

Slick said...

Too funny!

Did you find him through a coupon book?? :)

dani said...

what a turd!!! have you prepared your "comebacks"???
love,
dani

Kelly said...

So does that mean you're getting a new trainer?!


I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

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