Friday, October 10, 2008

Splat Goes The Frog

Update - Ok, due to popular demand, the dead frog picture is at the bottom of this post. View at your own discretion. Yuck, I gagged just taking the picture.

I killed a frog last night. In my driveway. With the Green Monster.

I didn't mean to do it. Why didn't the dang thing hop away when it saw me coming? It must have been like a deer frog in the headlights or something.

When I walked around the truck to get Pip out, I glanced down the driveway and noticed something glistening in the streetlight. Huh? I sauntered down thinking it was a little piece of trash that the garbage man spilled from the trash can and didn't pick up.

Ugh. I ran over one of it's front legs and amputated it. Blood was running down my stamped concrete driveway...

I didn't tell Pip of course but when we got inside I told Paul and Hunter. They went out to take a gander then came back in and called me a frog killer.

This morning the 3 of us went out to look at it. Gross..It was like a high school frog dissection gone wayyyyy wrong. Of course, the arguing over who was going to clean it up began.

Paul: You really need to get that cleaned up.
Me: I'm not doing it! Gross! Yuck!
Hunter: Let the dogs eat it..
Paul: Just get a shovel, scoop it up, and throw it in the trash can. I think I see a job for Hunter.
Me: Yeah, me too. Just get the hose and spray it into the rock.
Hunter: Hey! That's not fair! I didn't do it.
Me: Just get the pooper scooper and scoop it up.
Hunter: Why can't we just let the dogs eat it?!
Me: Hunter!!!
Paul: This is going on your blog isn't it.
Me: Probably.

Paul and Hunter want me to post a picture of it on my blog. Should I? It's pretty gross..

Right now, Hunter is singing behind me: I killed a frog and I liked it.....




7 comments:

Mama Dawg said...

POST A PIC! POST A PIC! POST A PIC!

Jill - GlossyVeneer said...

Ew... if you do post a pic, add a disclaimer before so I know not to look. ;-)

Where did a frog come from? That seems so random...

dani said...

i swear, robin, i was half expecting a photo to be here when i clicked on your title link... my gag reflex was already to... well, FLEX!!!
you may post the picture now that i've already commented, as your brother will certainly want to see the visual, ha!!!
love,
dani

greedygrace said...

Super Gross!!! But it needed to be shown! The picture really makes the post!

Weith Kick said...

That is soooo gross and wrong.

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I have never seen such a brutal frog dismemberment. You couldn't just squish the poor guy, could you? You had to mutilate him!
Awesome pic. :P

Anita the Ovolina said...

Awful but needed to be posted for us to see and comment on, awful....


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