Wednesday, November 12, 2008


I've built and managed 21 million dollar operating/capitol budgets.

I've reported directly to one of the VP's of the last company I worked at.

I graduated college with a 3.83 GPA (dumb B+ on my algebra final..grrr..ruined my 4.0 GPA)

I've bungee-jumped 18 stories.

I auditioned for a musical after not singing or acting for over 20 years and got a prinicpal part.

So why am I not able to control my little girl and her friend from
screaming those high-pitched screams that break eardrums, having a
crayon fight in my kitchen, keeping them from flooding my guest
bathroom by bathing their dollies in the sink, or streaking through
the house in their underwear...?


Pat said...

I wonder who Piper take after???

dani said...

it happens:P

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Because you're not a SUPERHERO, for crying out loud. We all have limits!

Swirl Girl said...

It's that drinking while pregnant thing again...rearing it's prolonged side effect.

Jenny said...

Hahaha!!! It sounds like those little ones are having an awesome time! : ) Perhaps you should just join in? Streaking through your house in your underwear can be incredibly freeing!!

I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

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