Wishful Thinking

9:15am: In a casino, plotting my wine cellar break-in 9:25am: Same casino..drooling over the tequila bottle chandelier like Pavlov's dog10:15am: Demanding that Ivan of Home Depot annoint me The Diva of the Key Department Clearly I have issues.

What PMS Really Stands For..

Got this in my e-mail recently. Too true to ignore.

Things PMS stands for:

PASS MY SHOTGUN

PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

PUFFY MID-SECTION

PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

PARDON MY SOBBING

PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

PASS MY SWEATS

PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

PACK MY STUFF

POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT