What PMS Really Stands For..

Got this in my e-mail recently. Too true to ignore.

Things PMS stands for:

PASS MY SHOTGUN

PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

PUFFY MID-SECTION

PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

PARDON MY SOBBING

PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

PASS MY SWEATS

PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

PACK MY STUFF

POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT