Pip had to go the bathroom in Walmart the other day. By the time she told me she could barely hold it.
Cut to running across the store with the cart, screeching to a halt in front of the bathrooms, grabbing her out of the cart and running in.
Think slow-mo now: I'm running with her to the stall and glance at a couple of urinals. I immediately think "How neat. Walmart put urinals in the womens' bathroom for the little boys that come in with their moms."
Cut now to halfway through Pip's business: All of a sudden I realize "Oh Sh** we're in the MENS' RESTROOM" I am now rushing her, yanking her pants up and running to the sinks to wash. Why didn't I just run out into the womens? Because I am such a germ-o-phobe I still had to get our hands washed despite risking being caught, arrested and eventually explaining my story on the Today Show to Matt and Meredith.
Piper having to pee in a store: Typical
Peeing in the mens' bathroom: Also Typical (you just have to know me)
Seeing the look on everyones' faces at the cashier lines when we ran out looking guilty: PRICELESS
8 hours ago