Showing posts with label reasons why I finally have some gray hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reasons why I finally have some gray hair. Show all posts

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Reasons Why Robin Shouldn't Be Allowed To Watch Boxing or Football aka PayPerView SUCKS.

We are HUGE ASU (Arizona State University) fans. They lost tonight against our rival UofA. Ugh. I have been an obnoxious jerk to another cast member in the play who is from Tucson and even went so far as to bet him a Starbucks coffee this morning that ASU would win. Great.

So anyway, on to the De laHoya vs. Paciano fight. I am in LOVE with Oscar De la Hoya. Lindsay and I boasted to our husbands that he would pummel PacMan into the mat.


I actually screamed and yelled during the fight, gambling losing my voice before the show opens this week, hoping it would encourage Oscar to get his 35 year old butt off the ropes and back in the fight to beat PacMan's butt. He lost....Rather he gave up the fight. Pathetic. I can only pray now that he heals well with no physical scars to his face. Yes, I can be that shallow.

It is obvious that I mojo'd both the game and the match. I can only hope to drown myself in a glass of wine and pray that my friend Will forgets our bet and how obnoxious I was to him. He's a cop though so I doubt it. I know it's only a Starbucks but it's losing a bet for peet's sake. It's still an ego blow.


Friday, December 5, 2008

Car Speak

HONK!!!

Me: Huh? Waa? There's traffic buddy! I can't pull out yet! Arg..Ok, be a good Christian, no name calling..GRR...

Paul: Don't worry, I already gave him the finger...

Me: Hahahahahahahaha!

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Paul: Make me your Christmas list so I can go shopping today.

Me: I want a MacBook Air. There's my list.

Paul: How about a realistic one.

Me: Damn.... I dunno. There are a few books I want...

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Hunter: FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!

Everyone: Aw Hunter, gross!!!!!!!

Piper: Bo-Bo, cut your butt off! Nasty!

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Paul: You're gonna make fun of me..

Me: This oughta be good..

Paul: Brody Jenner has a new reality show coming out on MTV...

Me: What's it called?

Paul: Uhhhh...Ummmm.

Me: Tell me...

Paul: Bro-Mance

Me: HaHa..HAHAHA...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm scared that you EVEN knew that! Oh Oh! You and Scott can watch it together! HAHAHAHA!! Maybe you two could even be ON IT together...HeeHeeHeeHee..tears flowing out of my eyes

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Me: Why am I driving like such an idiot?

Paul: I don't know but you're scaring me.

Me: Good. You deserve it.

Paul: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: I don't know but I meant it.

I'm married. I have 3 kids. I have a big nose. Now go on and catch up.

Keep it nice or I'll post your email and make fun of you.

pof5@cox.net


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